How to be an Ass-cake
Friday means the weekend is finally here. It means that I can give you a granule of cake knowledge that you normally wouldn’t run across. For instance… Ass Cake. As humans, we try very hard to be ahead of the curve.. to be inventors.. to be extraordinary…
But some people are just…. tasteless
The latest examples are cake formed in the shape of a butt.
I think there is something wrong with her spine…yeow!
The tattoo is a classy touch 
Old people have butts too, but we are less inclined to want to look at them… much less in cake—by the by– what’s with the band-aid? ew
Although the artistry of the jeans is done well and very “sparkly”, I am having trouble wrapping my head around the objects sticking out of/standing on top? Flares, giant candles, darts? I’m perplexed
SHAME ON YOU
*vomit*
For sure the Levi’s brand on the jeans makes it more…. appealing? Detracts from whatever is coming from the crack.
Was “Horse’s Ass” the nickname of the recipient? Are Lacy and Tina sister, daughters… wives? Certainly this is a joke… right?
For if you want to make your very own Ass Cake- just do me a favor and don’t add any poop, hair, dimples, or sagging to it… please….
PLEASE!!!
Have a great weekend, cakers… mwah! Kiss my cake!
Shannon
