SugarBritches Cakery

So, I have to point out 2 things first:

1. I never speak via this faux text language. I find it to be an abomination and offensive to the development of language around the earth. We have such an expansive language people – please stop being soooo lazy.

2. I actually had to use this “dictionary” to translate English into this… this… lingo.

Let’s move on….

I used the above “language” to accompany these other modern inventions which have been done a la cake – but in a bad– bad way.

I am a little offended that they would use “Taste Me” – because this has nothing to do with Alice or Wonderland. tsk tsk

Shiny.

Good thing they pictured it with the real Wii – now I just have to figure out which one is cake-

mm k.

I’m confused.

Nothing says Happy Marriage quite like this poo colored PSP with detached thumbs – I think this is a mystery for Scooby Doo and the gang.

TGIFF – TTYL Cakers,

Shannon

p.s – Come see me starting this weekend at The STL Ren Faire, I’m performing with Monkey Tales Theatre!